Hey machas' n machees'..... Wazzzzaaappp?!?! Long time no blog.... World cup la, takde free time. Anyways, while i'm discussing da world cup, jus wanna give a shout out to deven, "Czech Rep, GROUP STAGE OSO CAN'T PASS, ur hairy ass win da world cup!!!" Ppl all support england... without Stevie G how they gonna play.... I supported Spain all da way.... And i tell evryone now...Finals will be either Spain vs Germany, or Brazil vs Argentina....
Ok, dats enough of futball for the hour. I only blog when i got somethin to get off my chest. Todays topic is Gamblin'. Y do ppl gamble..., i mean even i gamble on futball "occasionally"....
The conclusion of which i have derived from my hypothesis, is dat some ppl do it for fun while others do it to make football more interesting, but only the dumbest of fools would bet or gamble just make money or to gain something. When i get sad mainly for that person wen i hear someone saying,"Wei, i need cash wei, Brazil better win." , mainly coz eventually they will lose.
If u need cash, go work la. Even a great analyst like Shebby oso sometimes give wrong prediction,monkey like u wanna make easy money from betting.....
So when betting, mentally repeat the following,
"This could be exciting, coz it could go either way. But the important thing is dat no matter which way it goes, im walking out of this with a smile on my face." :-) Peace out....
So dat ends the post, becoz the tv calls me...... australia is gonna kick some italian ass in an hour.
Shout out to my homies, Deven, Ally, Sowmy, Kartz, Sutha...da rest of y'all... Like the Dwarves of Dwarodelf say...." May thy beards grow ever longer." :-) :-) :-)

Hey my brothas n sistas?!?! How yall doin up in ere'?? hahaha...... I luv my life. Jus da fact dat i can wake up every morning , da fact dat secret recipe makes marble cheese cakes, da fact dat im not perfect, da fact dat my exams r OVER!!!!...for this sem la, n da fact dat da WORLD CUP has begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoooohooo!!!!!!! Yea, slim chance life gets better then this.
Watched some football wit da old man yesterday, the best company in the world. Really love him, even though he's pretty hard on me sumtimes..., its his job,wat?!? :-)
I think i should go work out at a gym somewhere...., my cousin says i got da physique...., da problem is i got too much of it.... But truth be told im kinda happy wit da way i am now, can literally push my weight around...ehehehe.... Any ways holla at ma girl, ally. She feelin kinda down lately. U see her walkin down street..., go give her a big big bear hug....dun la say u dunno her go hug everyone on da road, ppl think u mabuk edi.... :-)
(sigh)..... No meaningful or intelectual messages today,frens.....jus crap about my life.... most of yall got enough problems in ur own life..., why yall readin dis..., go selesai ur problems first la... :-)
Btw...., if yall free..., go catch da new one by Chamillionaire called "ridin"..... it is da ultimate gangsta rap song...plus it has a great vibe. Ok, then. Peace out!! Holla at ma homies....., Ally, Deven, Sutha, Kartz, Sowmy...da rest of yall out there. Tc, n live life to da fullest coz God don't give second chances, unless u Constantine.... :-)

Hey yall!!!! Long time no see ah..... Ive been busy la..., U kno exams coming up n all dat shit...Anyways, i was listening to Channel(V) dat day, n i was watchin double shot la, n they were playin two of my favourite Shakira Videos la. It was "la tortura" n "hips dont lie". Seriously after watchin both videos, i was askin myself which one was better..., in the la tortura clip she's shakin her assets in oil n.....ahem...it was basically very entertaining la. But in the hips dont lie video, she was jigglin her hips n belly in some skimpy clothes n her hips werent lyin...believe me, they werent lyin. So the clip was also very very very entertaining la. So which is the better pick....hhmmm..... Then it hit me y i was more turned on by the la tortura clip then the hips dont lie clip although undeniably both turned me on la.....a lot..... The reason for this was the language. In Spanish, Shakira sounded so much more sultry n sexy compared to in english(Which also isnt that bad i might add). So although she could be mumblin swear words in spanish, i dont give shit, coz it sounds really nice, i mean really really really nice. So is Spanish sexier than English...HELL YES!!! The babes r better, the words r better, the dramas r better, and the babes r better. (although the football aint as good, it dont count coz its a universal language, the language of passion like Pele said) So dats it for today.., see yall ard. oh yea, see if u can pronounce the words as gracefully as shakira. Peace Out...... :-) :-) :-)



SHAKIRA LYRICS
"La Tortura"(feat. Alejandro Sanz)

[Sanz:]
Ay payita mia, guardate la poesia
Guardate la alegria pa'ti

[Shakira:]
No pido que todos los días sean de sol
No pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta
Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdón
Si lloras con los ojos secos
Y hablando de ella
Ay amor me duele tanto

[Sanz:]Me duele tanto

[Shakira:]
Que te fueras sin decir a dónde
Ay amor fue una tortura...
Perderte

[Sanz:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Pero lo puedo arreglar, amor

[Shakira:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo

[Sanz:]
Sólo de errores se aprende
Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón

[Shakira:]
Mejor te guardas todo eso
A otro perro con ese hueso
Y nos decimos adios

No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal
No puedo pedir a los olmos que entreguen peras
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Y andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas

[Sanz:]
Ay amor me duele tanto, me duele tanto
Que no creas más en mis promesas

[Shakira:]Ay amor

[Sanz:]Es una tortura

[Shakira:]Perderte

[Sanz:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Pero lo puedo arreglar, amor

[Shakira:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo

[Sanz:]
Sólo de errores se aprende
Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón

[Shakira:]
Mejor te guardas todo eso
A otro perro con ese hueso
Y nos decimos adios

[Sanz:]
No te bajes, no te bajes
Oye negrita mira, no te rajes
De lunes a viernes tienes mi amor
Déjame el sábado a mi que es mejor
Oye mi negra no me castigues más
Porque allá afuera sin ti no tengo paz
Yo solo soy un hombre muy arrepentido
Soy como el ave que vuelve a su nido

Yo se que no he sido un santo
Es que no estoy echo de carton

[Shakira:]
No solo de pan vive el hombre
Y no de excusas vivo yo.

[Sanz:]
Solo de errores se aprende
Y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazón

[Shakira:]
AAaaay... AAaaay... AAaaay...
Ay AyAy todo lo que he hecho por tí
Fue una tortura perderte
Me duele tanto que sea así

Sigue llorando perdón
Yo ya no voy a llorar... por tí


Enjoy..... :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Hey, peeps….Ally…, I is missin u too purple bunny…. James, wat up brotha?….Sutha, hey I thought u didn’t like bloggin man…. :-)Anyways, How yall doin? Better than me I hope. U see the day before yesterday…, I had this weird dream. Don’t worry… it was quite “dry” I assure u….:-) Anyways, in my dream I was in the forest, n I was talking to a horse…yes a horse…. N he was telling me about his brother who was a race horse n stuff…, n I was listenin… Then he suddenly asked me, “What r u doin here,man?”. N i was like, “Jus chillin , dats all”. Then he said ,“ No, what r U doin here?” And I didn’t understand him at first. “ I mean Why r u alive?” he says. “Ooo, dats wat u mean.., is dat such a bad thing??” I said. Den he said, “No,of course not, but why are U here?” And we talked a little…, then my alarm rings n im a little late for class…:-)
Anyways, dat question really intrigued me. Why am I here? Why do I go to coll n chill wit frens n study n go out n stuff? Im gonna die in like 50 to 60 years anyway, considering I start eating healthy (not gonna happen)…., which isn’t a long time at all actually…., only 1,537,920,000 seconds to go, then ill be leavin this dump…. So Y study or even do anything for that matter??…. Coz when a person dies no one remembers him by…, I mean sure they remember him for a couple of years some a bit more but after that…, he’s forgotten…lost in time…never existed….. N I kinda feel sad abt that…, but I cant do much, no one can, coz no one has the power to stop this screwed up cycle…. So all this boils up to the same question, y r we here??… Well I lost some sleep over this question last nite…, but I think I finally got the answer…, I think la…so here goes….
We're not here to fulfill our parents dreams or to get a name for ourselves… I mean come on, do u actually think we were born jus to get straight A’s for spm.., or to get a scholarship to go to some fancy place like the UK or Europe?? I dun think so ppl. I think, we were born to get a chance at happiness. Coz the truth is we study to get good results to make our folks happy to make ourselves happy. Or to some weirdos study jus to make themselves happy… :-)Happiness...yes, it mite sound weird…, but I think its true. Have u ever felt happy.., I mean really happy as in contented…, to feel whole n complete…, n for one brief moment..,jus catch urself smiling without even realizing it. Few of us actually get to experience that warm great feeling. If any of u guys reading this crap has actually felt that way…, it could be a first kiss or a football club of urs winning the champions league or even the slightest affection shown by a pet…, if any of yall, felt true happiness even for a brief moment…, say yes out loud so u can hear urself say it. Because I truly think that we r here to find happiness. We’re not living our lives for others, we’re livin it for ourselves… No use wastin our time being sad over stuff that happened in the past, coz our time is extremely limited. Here’s a short story I heard. A boy finds a 50 buck note…., he wastes it on ice-cream n tells da icecream guy to keep da change…, his fren asks him y he did that. He says “Who cares man? I found it,anyways. It came free,dude.” The boy later died of food poisoning…….im kiddin….Figure out the moral urself. The End. So before u die Ask urself if u’ve found happiness…, coz believe me, it’s the best feelin in the world…, u feel like the sun is rising, lighting up everything in its path with warm yellow light right after the rain, n dat beats sinkin yer teeth into a freshly baked muffin anyday….........:-) PS: I'll be postin some pics up soon.., after i figure out how, that is. N to my loyal readers.., u guys rock!! Tc, my brothas n sistas!! Peace out....:-)

Hey, wat up my brothas n sistas….:-) Have u ever loved someone so much, u tell urself u couldn’t go on without that person…… Well…, I feel that way about Stevie G…, im kiddin. :-) Anyways, u feel so strongly about that person u would do anything to please them…. Relax.., this aint a “love” blog…, if ur looking for one,try harmini’s blog(his-velvet-kittie)….eheheh…im kiddin…Anyways, as I was sayin…. If u tell urself u love someone so much dat u would be willing to get hurt or even die for that person… do me a favor n kick urself in the ASS for me n if u can’t reach ur ASS ask a fren to do it for u. :-) C’mon ppl.., haven’t we learnt from history dat killin urself over love never works out…. Take Romeo n Juliet for example… He drank poison…., ok boo hoo…sad story…, y’d she have too stab herself?? I mean Kate Winslet could hav any guy she wanted…don”t u agree?? U have to tell urself this…. If we both love each other this much.., he or she wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to me…in fact he or she would want me to be happy n smiling always.., especially if it is a he, trust me on that. :-) The main reason im writtin this blog today is coz I hate ppl who are heartbroken n are down coz their relationship wit their significant other aint goin well…, I mean…, I don’t blame em…, its jus that I feel bad after hearin their story.., bad as in this could happen anyone.., plus I really feel sad for them… all that time wasted, u knowatimsayin?.. Love is da best feelin in da world but dat don’t mean u gotta do dumb stuff for it.., Im tryin to say dat love aint all bad. Anyways has nobody heard the phrase…”There are many more fish in the sea …” …. Belive me when I say the sea is HUGE…. Ok..,take this into account… All the girls n guys u’ve met throughout ur life… would be like a tiny pond, u get my point?? If any of u guys or girls r afraid no one might show up in time.. dun worry la… He/She’s jus around the corner for all we kno…. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Btw.., feel free to drop by some comments la ppl…. My blog is ur blog……N I hope n pray that The Gunners give ManU the long awaited ass-whoppin evryone’s been waitin for…ehehehe….. :-)

Hey..., how Yall doin. Anyways.., im writtin dis coz like most of yall i got nothin else better to do wit my life....hehheh... im kiddin. Im doin this so all them ladies who read this will learn sumthin new..., u knowatamsayin... Ok. :-) So... wednesday mornin..., class like normal... im walkin in the corridors ,doin wat i do best,"lepaking". Suddenly, dis lady walks by lookin like a fresh baked muffin on a rainy night..., jus wanna sink ya teeth into its warm goodness... uknowatamsayin fellas...she's like mind blowin in that tank top n tight jeans...... n i shall go no further, coz my dad is in the room. Anyways, she's walkin by n i look straight at her n say "Good Morning.".., expectin a reply or a smile or sumthin......but nuthin. So wen stuff like this happens to a man..., we feel.... dissapointed in a way. We jus wanna smile or a reply. Dats all... There is 2 ways to a man..., 1. Through his stomach n 2. makin him chase after u. By ignorin him ur challengin him..., u get me.We dont want ur no. or nuthin.., we jus wanna be a part of ur morning. If that lady had smiled or said good mornin..., i would hav jus smiled back n gone on my way..., So wats wit dat attitude??!! I kno i aint da handsomest guy in da world but hey, i got feelings too. :-) So dats it. Holla at all my frens n my homies Deven, Sutha... da rest of yall... yall kno who u are. Peace out. :-) :-) :-)